News of the Weird: Snake on a Plane

WE HAVE THAT DIRTY RIVER WE NEED TO — CAMBI THE COMEDIAN

THAT WAS GOOD I'M IMPRESSED IT IS NOT NEWS THAT YOU COULD USE SOME SAY IT IS NOT NEWS AT ALL BUT THEY ARE STORIES THAT HOLD A DEAR PLACE IN CAMBI'S HEART

SHE IS STANDING BY WITH HER NEWS OF THE WEIRD IF CODY IS NOT HERE, I HAVE TO DO IT THANK YOU, ASHLEY THANK YOU, DARLA AND THANK YOU TO CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT, AKA PETER BRADY FROM THE BRADY BRUNCH

SAY WHAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO THANK HIM WE'RE GOING TO START IT OFF WITH A SOUVENIR THAT NO ONE EXPECTED A WOMAN BROUGHT A PYTHON IN HER LUGGAGE FROM AUSTRALIA TO THE UK

SHE FOUND THE BEAST HIDING IN HER SHOE WHEN SHE RETURNED HOME THEY BELIEVE THE PYTHON WENT INTO HIBERNATION AND SHED ITS SKIN DURING THE LONG FLIGHT IT IS NOW QUARANTINED AT A REHOMING CENTER WITH THE SCOTTISH SPCA WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT THE WOMAN AND HER FEET THAT SHE HAD THAT IN HER SHOE DIDN'T KNOW FROM A SNAKE STORY TO A SPIDER STORY, SOMETIMES THE SEGUES ARE PRICELESS, SCIENTISTS IN KOREA HAVE FOUND A SPIDER WHOSE EYES GLOW IN THE DARK EVEN THOUGH IT DIED MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO

THE INSPECT BEAST LOOKS MEAN IT WAS FOUND FOSSILIZED IN ROCKS AND THEY'RE NOT SURE WHY THE EYES CONTINUE TO GLOW I KNOW THE REFLECTIVE EYE STRUCTURE IS CALLED TAPATUM AND USED BY CREATURES THAT HUNT IN THE DARK THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A SCI-FI FILM IT IS AN OVERSIZED VERSION OF WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT TO FIND IN A HOME AQUARIUM

IT WASHES UP ON THE SHORE IN SANTA BARBARA IT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD FROM WHERE IT LIVED T WAS A HOOD WINKER SUN FISH AND NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN NORTH AMERICA THE MARINE SCIENTIST SAYS THE ONLY SIGHTINGS IN MODERN HISTORY HAVE BEEN IN AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, SOUTH AFRICA AND CHILE I DON'T KNOW HOW I FIELD ABOUT THIS WEIRDNESS BUT IT IS WEIRD STARTING TODAY, YOU WILL BE OPEN TO — ABLE TO CRACK OPEN THE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS TASTE

SMART MOUTH BREWING COMPANY WILL BE RELEASING AN IPA MADE ARE MARSHMALLOWS THE BEER WILL BE IN TAP AND IN CANS IN THE TASTING ROOM THIS BEER TITLED SATURDAY MORNING ALL DAY AND IS 66% ALCOHOL BY VOLUME IT IS DEHYDRATED MARSHMALLOW BITS

IT MADE IT CLEAR THAT IT IS A LIMITED RELEASE BEER AND ONLY AVAILABLE STARTING TODAY BEGINNING AT NOON YEAH YUCK THANK YOU, EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY THANK YOU TO CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT

OH, MY GOSH WHERE IS THAT PICTURE HUH-UH PETER BRADY I KNOW

DON'T HATE ON HIM NEVER NEVER DO SUCH A THING THERE HE IS OH, MY GOSH

LOOK AT — LOOK AT THAT DREAM BOAT RIGHT THERE LOOK AT THAT HAIR

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